The Thoughts of WonderCorky

Billboard of the day

2006-06-09T10:20:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody. WonderCorky is still alive and well and living in Fiji.

peace

WC

REDBOOK reads Wondercorky

2006-06-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

having seen how popular cherries are on Wondercorky...redbook is coming out with its own photo shoot... starting the cute and perky rosario dawson...

rosario has a nice......tongue

lucky cherries...

very luck cherries

I wish I had my lucky cherry still

HEY EVERYBODY

2006-05-18T19:56:00.000-07:00

shirt of the day....

a little wet cherry.....

cause I like my cherries wet

redheads are hot...

her name is cherry.....

well.. its good to see some familiar faces hanging around the old blog....

peace

WC

It may just be me..... but....

2006-05-12T08:55:00.000-07:00

if you were in a gunfight... with a cowboy ... wearing just this ...

I'd be nervous that he'd just wing me....

and.....

I think I'll just stop at that...

Happy Monday to my loyal readers and the ....

2006-05-08T04:51:00.000-07:00

MC Bugger is going to break some beats for you

with his sidekick Old LittleFarty

maybe this will get some people coming back to my blog...
if that matters... because really... is this for you? or Me?

and now.. for something you haven't seen in my blog in a long time

a bearded clam....and some twisted nipples

clammy.. isn't it

OWWWWwwww that's gotta hurt

and.. my favorite

cherry lips....

I think I've seen this billboard...

2006-05-04T15:02:00.000-07:00

no.. wait.. I just 'feel' this billboard

I think she gets straight to the point....

scary..

scary...

Hey.. sometimes... that's all I've got to say

2006-05-03T14:39:00.000-07:00

Holy smoking monkey balls batman

I don't think they liked it......

I don't know why....

2006-05-02T13:29:00.000-07:00

but I really like this picture

okay.. I know why...

its screams... cherries.. to me

ladies....

2006-04-26T19:49:00.000-07:00

scandalous fridays are here......

2006-04-21T05:02:00.000-07:00

from the small screen to the big screen

this time ... uncut.. uncensored

what REALLY went on behind the scenes of a TV sitcom......

and even MORE scandalous

grover does bert

does ernie know???
does ernie care????

does big bird like to have his nest fluffed?

so many questions... so much to think about..

Thursday.... can you believe it.. can you dig it...

2006-04-20T04:50:00.000-07:00

these guys dig it..

GEEKS gone WILD... on a college campus near you....

I can't believe they have ALL those naked llama pictures up in their rooms...
disgusting

this girl's family sure is going to be proud when they find this picture on the internet..

HI MOM... HI DAD... HI GRAMMY....

oh.. and by the way..I like it in my backdoor...

not that there's anything wrong with that....

I'm thinkin about signing the back of my DL...

and donating....

she likes the family guy...

a lot...

humpa humpa burnin love....

Wondercorky's words of wisdom

#347

NEVER...NEVER.... pass out first...

Weds... three in a row... three in a row!!!!

2006-04-19T05:04:00.000-07:00

ho ho ho.. don't fuck with me..

I used to wear speedos.... back in the day...

before love handles...

now I just swim naked...

scares the fishes

baby likes the fatty

tokin' on a number and diggin on the boobage

FINALLY... a phone company that understands me.....

The Corkinator likes the booty...

and a clean car...

and clean booty..

and ...

I'd like to help towel her off....

Its a TUESDAy.... and...yet again.. here I am...

2006-04-18T06:01:00.000-07:00

you just KNOW it happens....

My shirt of the day....

yes...ladies... would you please?

you know you've got a hell of a business when you have a name like this......

no.. but I think its time I did....

I likey this shirty...

and I likey the twins

oh sure... you think its all fun and games now...

we'll see how you are when the Doctor either pulls out a scalpel.. or puts on a rubber glove...

laugh then mr big balls

I found this album/cd art...

I just liked the name of the name of the group.... and the name of their album/cd

This made me think.....

2006-04-17T13:05:00.000-07:00

is this right?

I always liked tattoo

ZE PLANE>.. ZE plane Boss

I wonder if he like low tattoos? on her tatoes? or tashins?

not sure I want to go to this liquor store...

I know there would be additional jokes with the 'package liquor'

but.. I'm sure you all have heard them..

shirt of the day.... I like it...

Happy belated

2006-04-17T12:47:00.000-07:00

Easter...

Its Friday... this is the most entries I've done in a LONG time... I think I have some inspiration...

2006-04-14T04:52:00.000-07:00

like.. this bride from a wedding I went to...

now.. nothing says "get your marriage off to a good start" like a beer bong for the bride in her wedding gown...

'cept maybe having an adult size rocking horse in the bridal suite...

ride me... ARRRRRRRrroooOOOOOOooooooooooOOO

brace face likey

of course brace face likes everything.....

I just like this shirt....

and this one.... I like this one.. it made me laugh

like this one...
beer for kids...

the brewery's are REALLY reachin these days...

and something... for my cherry..

I think we should get matching tats..

HOLY COW.....

2006-04-13T13:45:00.000-07:00

WonderCorky is posting again... on his blog...

lets have another cold budweiser and enjoy the 7th inning stretch....of life

I haven't posted a shirt of the day in awhile...

this is one for the ladies...

and ain't it the truth.....

HEY HEY HEY.... Its weds.. and I"M PUTTING SOMETHING ON MY BLOG!!!

2006-04-12T10:36:00.000-07:00

so its the creepy Burger King guy..

and brooke burk.. or burk brooke or that gal with the nice rack from wild on....

how the hell are my two readers these days?

I am a REALLY big Homer Simpson Fan

2006-04-10T14:46:00.000-07:00

I think she is too

I would recommend....

2006-04-10T09:01:00.000-07:00

that you NEVER... follow through with a protest .. if you're the only one that shows up..

A monday unlike other mondays....

2006-04-10T05:50:00.000-07:00

because... its monday.. and .. I'm posting again for a change...

and... okay.. annush.. no cherries in this post... (but she's ALWAYS on my mind and naked)

I've started a new company...for all you lonely super models and just overall really slutty hot looking girls...... I know.. late at night.. you're bored... you're watching late night TV and you're thinking.. if I just had some nerd to call me on the phone and get me all sexed up before bed.. it would be the ending to a perfect night... and a fantasy come true.. because.. you just might fall in love... think about Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.....

so... here it is... this is the ad I put in the paper to get my staff hired.... come on fellas.. any of you think you're the perfect guy to work for my new company... ??

a provocative one.....

2006-04-07T14:00:00.000-07:00

what does this look like to you????

just doing a little more thinking......

2006-04-05T12:21:00.000-07:00

sometimes its good to think....

and other times that causes the blood to rush out of my brain too fast....

for my cherry

well... I'm in the mood....

2006-04-04T09:51:00.000-07:00

makes you REALLY want some cherries doesn't it

I really REALLY want my cherry

cherries in your drink...

I think I'd like cherry in everything...

(thinking)

yep. that didn't take long

I am not dead..

2006-04-02T11:28:00.000-07:00

and here's a picture to prove it

combining two things I like... cherries... and nice red luscious womanly lips..

heaven

Its been a WEEK.. since I posted on my blog.. AGAIN...

2006-03-20T16:00:00.000-08:00

what is wrong with me?

what is right with me?

Do I care?

first shirt of the day.....

some cherries.. because they haven't been in here in a while... and they need to be... I think everyone should have some cherries in their life....

its a good thing

only because I feel bad that I missed the big St. Patricks Day..

I did have a green beer and some fish...even though I'm not catholic..

or irish... but isn't everyone a little irish on st patty's day????

OHHhhhhhhh... its good to be me

I'm back... and its good to be back.. and I'm ready to be back.. and

2006-03-13T09:50:00.000-08:00

I've been thinking of letting you all see my more sensitive side...

see... how sensitive I can be?

shirt of the day....

yes.. its true.. I used to watch full house...

here's the middle full house girl all grown up... she's battled her drug addiction and she's wanting to get back into acting...

I think she should start with some nude stuff... but then.. that's just my opinion...

Forgive Me Father... for I have sinned... its been 9 days

2006-03-07T20:08:00.000-08:00

since I last posted on my blog...

I have lots of excuses.. and they're really good ones. But, I prefer the truth, because, as you all know, the truth will set you free..

well.... I'm locked up in the looney bin.... and until I agree to a few things.. .they are going to keep me in here... at least I got three squares and a cot.. and I don't have to rub momma's feet.. and those damn pussies will have to blow dry themselves.... (I'm kind of glad I'm only rubbing momma's feet and not blow drying her.... )

anyway.. I broke into Nurse Cratchets' office and I am on her computer.... crazy bitch. SHe has the hots for me... but so many do. I'm quite a looker.... and so what if I'm a bit.. off.... aren't we all???

so.. I should get out in a week... and then look out... cause I have some making up to do... with stupid pictures... shirts of the day... and the occassional nudity..

so ya'll be good.

and I'll be back

WC

Monday.. is a day for contemplation....

2006-02-27T11:53:00.000-08:00

and some free robot sex....

every body needs some robot sex....

I wonder if we'll see this robot's face in a mugshot for solicitation...

kind of ironic that it's... uhm.... private area... is a jack daniels box...

you know what they say....

2006-02-23T04:59:00.000-08:00

its all about genetics...

(shudder)

this is scary... genetically they should not let these guys were speedos....

it makes the world go round baby... or..is it...
do you want to go around the world baby?

heh heh heh....

a great shirt to wear....

I have the answer...

this would end any war....

Found a shirt I like....

2006-02-21T16:31:00.000-08:00

It speaks for its self...

This week is adopt a sex doll week

2006-02-21T04:50:00.000-08:00

you may not know about the plight of the sex dolls.. how they are abused and treated like low class barbies... only no one is trying to cut their heads off and blow them up or melt them... uhm... wait.. scratch the blow them up part... a lot of guys blow them up.. but then they have their way with them... and they're tossed aside ...

today... I'm asking you to adopts a sex doll.. and show her how she really should be treated... (I would recommend that you have them dry cleaned first ... as some are a bit... crusty)... take her to dinner and a movie... ask her before you just blow off a little steam on her... see if she feels up to it... see if she has a headache... offer to let her be on top... something... anything...

send your money to
Adopt a Sex Doll
% WonderCorky
P. O. Box B (for blow up)
NY, NY 12341

I really feel good about our society...

these men have volunteered to be part of our new nipple space program. They are hoping to find some sex crazed women in space that need some lovin.....

and this woman... how nice... letting this boy have a cold one in plasic... and offering something else that's plastic...

see... this boy can learn something at a sporting event... they're very educational...

what a great world we live in.... saving sex dolls.. reaching out the aliens races of nymphomaniacs... and educational sporting events....

(wiping a tear from my eye)...

WC

Thursdays were made for lovers........or lugers.. or is it louvers... oh well.. you get the picture..

2006-02-16T04:23:00.000-08:00

LIVE LITTLE SQUIRREL... LIVE...

give it the breath of life dude....

showin the love... showin... the love

yep.... smells like chicken

wait... let me get in closer....

yep... chicken

well.....ahhhhlllllrightttt

whoa...

billboard of the week

you cannot..

YOU CANNOT...

dude.... you're creepin me out

sometimes pictures make me think of songs

2006-02-15T11:34:00.000-08:00

I was drunk

the day my momma

got out of prison....

Happy Valentines Day....

2006-02-14T05:29:00.000-08:00

what you're hoping for on this romantic holiday...

some boom boom....

what you don't want on this holiday

what I want on this holiday...

a cherry...

on top

keep it real boys and girls.... enjoy life...
live... breathe... copulate...

peace

WC

Its been a crazy couple of weeks (borrowing that word 'crazy' from a friend who used it to describe her week)

2006-02-13T10:29:00.000-08:00

...
add to that the fact that I've been fighting either my computer, the net, or this site in posting pictures and my frustration level has run higher than normal. oh well. I'll get over it, I always do. life is too good to not, no? I'm cool... very cool.

Peter Griffin says it all... on his big fat belly...

this show cracks me up...

nuthin wrong with some wet beaver in 06...

I like it... I might make it my personal mantra this year....

yep... get wet... in 06...

ooo la la

Its good to be me......

2006-02-08T05:15:00.000-08:00

kate... poor skinny little kate..

stay away from the loser guys and the coke..

if we could put some meat back on your bones and get you looking like this again... I'm here for you....

this guy is the one you've been chatting with..

hotguy4U

watch out ladies... he's loads of fun....

shirt of the day

just cause I can

the beginings to weeks sure come around quickly....

2006-02-06T07:33:00.000-08:00

Its another week... another day... another post from WonderCorky

Nicole... what are you lookin at?

I know what I'm lookin at....

renee... what are you lookin at?

(probably one of the best pictures of her.. IMUO)

I'd crawl in.... I like the come fuck me heels still on in the tub... HOT... verra HOT

angelina.. what are you lookin at?

I'm lookin at those lips... and that inviting mouth...

I am NOt lookin in those eyes.... you're kinda freaking me out

party like a rockstar......

I love party pictures.... the drunker the better...

the end of a week... I like a good ending....

2006-02-03T07:28:00.000-08:00

a very nice ending...

My team is not playing in the super bowl.. but I'll watch it any way... even if its just to get a look at some more...endings...

only if you bring the KY Avril...

another nice ending...

heard she was getting married...
interesting how 'tina kind of fell off the map...
she kissed Madonna too.... damn that Britty.. she gets all the press.... oh... wait... she's fallen off the map too...

I like strippahs....

with glasses

and I like beer....

I'll drink a few beers during the game....

mmm.... I think they have arroused my snauzer that is hidden in mein Leiderhosen....

happy TUESDAy.... I'm happy... aren't you all happy? well... get happy

2006-01-31T06:02:00.000-08:00

This guy is REALLY happy... an internet junkys fantasy.... of course it would be better if she was NAKED..... and that was ky... anyone think its interesting that they're advertising the hell out of KY on the TV right now... right before Valentines.... its like... nothing says that you love me on valentines day like a little buttsex....

and I'm talking KY... as in jelly... not KY as in Kentucky...

but... for her... I'd consider both KY and moving to Kentucky....

I would give her some Dick...

Lil' Kim gettin felt up by Diana Ross on national TV...

nothing shocks me any more.....

A couple of shirts for you... one... well...
since asses seem to be a little of a theme running through my posts....

and the other... cause its a GREAT shirt...

covering some great looking boobs....

DON"T EAT ME>>>>>>

saw these mugshots on Smoking Gun the other day... just thought I would share with you all....
don't do this if you are arrested... look more.... dejected and sorry for your actions...

hey hey... my betting pool is starting to heat up

2006-01-30T07:25:00.000-08:00

chantel claimed former American Idol popstar Kelly Clarkson....

she's packin some FINE junk in her trunk......

Jennifer Love H. has said she's thinking about it to 'help her get over her squeaky clean image'...

I would be willing to help her with that....

and then.. .my future spouse... in her first official 'walk of shame'..

coming out of a hotel... after a supposed encounter with some dude from Maroon 5.... wearing man's shirt... her same shoes and purse from the night before....

I think public nudity is DEFINITELY in her future....

I am not...

unless the "BIG L" stands for lover

(but not hers)

A special way to apologize... bake her a cake....

2006-01-26T04:52:00.000-08:00

Things that make you go... HMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm

2006-01-25T08:58:00.000-08:00

really? Health department? that is a LOTTA health...

are they having as much fun as it looks like they're having?

I think I could lather them both up.. at the same time

when they said "you can be on dancing wtih the stars" do you think it was her looks that got her in?????

and why the hells the deal with your hand... move it sistah

I'm thinking of starting a betting pool......

2006-01-24T12:08:00.000-08:00

What current celebrity will pose nude for playboy first....

schuey.. not to burst your bubble... but...

Will Paris Pose For Playboy? Tuesday January 24, 10:54 AM

Is Paris Hilton boasting when she says she won't pose for Playboy mag?Apparently not, as she reveals there have been many, many offers.But according to The Sun, the super-rich celeb has turned them all down.
"They've asked me a million times," the paper reports her as saying.
"Hugh Hefner has been after me since I was 17."
And the very valid reason for why she won't strip down for the publication?
Her principles? Her shyness?
Think again...
"I'll never do it. Why? Because I'm Paris Hilton."
Well put, love.

So.. on Wondercorky's list

Jennifer Love Hewitt (reportedly already thinking about it)
The Olsen Twins (not sure who really cares, but they make the list)
Christina (she's already shown her boobies... its only a matter of time)
Britney
Jessica Simpson (as you know, I like her mouth)
Ashley Simpson (bigger likelyhood as she tried to get out of sister's shadow and it beats flippin burgers if someone will pay her)
Lindsey Lohan (anything for a buck)
Paris (her mouth says no, but her glow in the dark movies say yes)
help me out.. I can't even think who else

so, pick your name.. I'll write it down.. and we'll see what happens... ladies.. please... play along.. you can win an all expense paid ride on the wondercorky.... va va va voooom....
fellas.. you'll get liquor and smokes.... thats all I got.. there is no more....

I was tagged... and.. when this beautiful woman tags me.... I go into tag mode.... I'm all about the tag... and being responsive.. and .. naked things

2006-01-24T11:13:00.000-08:00

List of 5 habits i have:

1. putting out too easily... all a pretty woman has to do is flash a smile and a little flesh and I'm all over them... sometimes.. I hate myself.. all they want me for is my incredible personality and good looks... eyecandy.. that's all I am.. eye candy with a dick....

2. I can't seem to make up my mind... blonde.. redhead... brunettes... and all shades in between...

3. I sometimes get a little long winded... and go all night long.. talking .. of course....

4. sometimes.. when I'm working the red carpet... I grab women's breasts....

5. I sometimes think I have Tourette's ... because I can't stop myself from making a comment when people say something stupid......

Do you ever wonder... what lurks in my mind.....

2006-01-24T06:50:00.000-08:00

all kinds of strange shit actually......

like...

now that nick and jess have split.. is she the next trainwreck???

here she is... riding shotgun... don't you hate it when they post your most UNflattering picture....

when it comes to jess.. you have to post a picture of her puppies...

when do you think she'll do her first playboy spread????? Do you think britney will do one first????

oh.. and I like Jessica's mouth... WOOOO baby

wider.....wider

a little wider....

yes... RIGHT there .. THAT..

is wide enough for wondercorky

they don't look ANYTHING alike...

and I am not turned on by this...

I like Kate's suit...

she could serve me breakfast in that thing....

and.. I think I would pretend I was gay to get a hold of scarlett's pumpernickels...

OOOOO baby....

and.. for those that don't like my blog...

the give-a-fuck-O-meter....

just in case....

2006-01-23T12:41:00.000-08:00

cherries... go well.. with everything

especially me

Its a monday.... and I want to say... Thank you PETA

2006-01-23T08:21:00.000-08:00

for wetting my appetite.....

schuey will like these pictures.....

I am not sure who this is... but she is quite yummy

more yummy.... I like the handcuffs too..

she could just leave those on....

since this truely has 'schuey' written all over it..
I decided to post a pic of his future mother in law...

sorry.. paris must have been partying somewhere else... maybe in her own club

Warnings about Alcohol.......

2006-01-20T10:06:00.000-08:00

1.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties

2.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

9.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

10.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

11.) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

12.) WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

Its Wednesday... its crazy around the office.. .I'm WAY behind in my work...

2006-01-18T09:31:00.000-08:00

butt... for you that read WOnderCorky...
I'll do my best to keep up...and keep you all happy...

I'm all about keeping you all happy...

yes... I would...

I really liked the face on this guy...

he's enjoying the strippahs....

at first I thought this was a guys ass...

I put this in for Schuey...

he likes the asians...

I thought the look on the guards faces was priceless...
this would be something Nardac would do to get a rise out of them....

hello....

flexibility good.. Corky likey

I think she can't remember if she should suck.. or blow

does this woman have six nipples?????

okay annush.. your wish is my command.....

2006-01-17T06:13:00.000-08:00

I'm posting a picture of the REAL WonderCorky

I lied... I'm not some boring accounting type guy .. bald and living in my mothers basement taking care of her cats... I'm really a chain smoking lesbian named Contessa, but my friend call me Poo. Happy Tuesday....

wait.. maybe this is really me.... I may not be a looker... but the bitches do really love me

I think they really like me because I'm a cunninglinguist...
really..

I'm great with turning a phrase
shirt of the day... because I can

you all want to play a little... spank me thank me

I'll play girls... I will... just let me put out this cigarette....

I need a little beach time... its cold here.... in the basement...

Happy TUesday.....

HEY... its Saturday...

2006-01-14T09:52:00.000-08:00

I just got matching shirts for me and my dog..

what do you think??????

I was tagged, and .. I'm a sucker for a pretty face.. so I'll do it...

2006-01-13T10:59:00.000-08:00

What's your favorite opening scene to a movie (it doesn't have to be your favorite movie just cool first scene)? okay.. picture this... you see a small toy car being pushed by a male hand, over skin, and you hear the sounds of the little cars engine being made by the male's lips and voice, as the car continues, you realize its driving over a naked woman, and the sound is being made by the man's lips following closely behind the little toy car.... opening scene to "Cannon Ball Run".

First chords to a song? The beginning to "I'm too Sexy" right said fred

First course to a meal? why, a beautiful woman, of course. and then she's the main course. and then, she's definitely the dessert. and the after dinner drink, and then the mint on my pillow, and then ..... what was I talking about?

Opening line(s) to a book? Usually I'm not the kind of person that writes in to Penthouse Forum, but you won't believe what happened to me......

First thing you do in the car? check the back seat to see if any of the ladies left their unmentionables there.

First thing to do in a new place? knowing that they are all now staring at me, I try to make sure that I am giving off the right vibe "yes ladies, I'm available, yes ladies, I could be persuaded to fuck on the first date"

First thing you say to your best friend? woof. then I pat its head.

First thing you do when waking up next to a spouse or lover? woof, then I pat its head.

First thing you go to see in a museum? the hot chikita's who are there checking out the art.

lessons learned in life

2006-01-12T15:19:00.000-08:00

NEVER... NEVER....EVER....NEVER...play hide and seek and think 'I'm little, and the washing machine will be a great spot to hide, no one will ever think of looking for me in there'

... you will get stuck..

AND.... if you don't listen to me......make sure your friends don't have a camera... because they will take your picture and post it on the net.. and assholes like WOnderCorky will exploit your pain for cheap laughs

fuckers.... at least they could have given him a beer

Another thought for the day.......

2006-01-11T15:14:00.000-08:00

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

or at least be someone really really hot... and I don't care what version you are... you can be a third rate version for all I care.... of course.. I'm a freak of nature.. and a one of a kind

I say we need to reach out.. and help those less fortunate

2006-01-10T11:00:00.000-08:00

READ paris... READ.....

Happy Tuesday...

2006-01-10T05:10:00.000-08:00

looks like Mr. Roger's threw a shoe.. we might have to put him down...

looks like jess could use a carrot....

(she's still one of my favorites... DAYUM...)

a shirt for guys that will help you remember...

so what if its wrong... its the truth....

I want to be wrong with these three...

wrong wrong and wrong...

mm mm mm

finger lickin good.....

HEY... you probably didn't even know I was gone a couple of days...but I was... and I'm back... and I'm not like I was when I left... I'm worse...

2006-01-09T11:34:00.001-08:00

so hang on to your jockstraps fella's and
ladies... grab on to your thongs cause you're in for a helluva WonderCorky ride.

this kid is in for a helluva ride...

clean up on aisle 7 Herb....

you know you live in a tough neighborhood....

give me the twinkies from your lunch.....

this is a twinkie.... and one of her friends....

okay.. I admit it... (if she's legal now).. I'd hit it... and I'd hit it a couple of times... I'd hit it with yours.. I'd hit it with mine.. and I'd hit it with yours and mine... I'd hit it in a house.. I'd hit it with a mouse..

hey... I like a babe with a good sense of humor...
and a rack like that doesn't hurt...

and.. to bring today's post to an end

how about 6 ends...

something for everyone....

peace out...

Corky's feeling his oats

I was tagged... so I'm putting out....

2006-01-09T10:15:00.000-08:00

WICKY tagged me, so here i go....

One of my favorite singers is Frank Sinatra. I will answer all of the following questions using song titles from his albums:
1. Are you male or female? Mack The Knife
2. Describe yourself: The Man In The Looking Glass
3. How do some people feel about you?Almost Like Being In Love and Fly me to the moon
4. How do you feel about yourself? I'm In the Mood For Love
5. Describe current relationship with Cherry Pies Ought To Be You and I Get A Kick Out Of You
6. Describe where you want to be: Meet Me At The Copa
7. Describe how you live: The Best Is Yet To Come
8. Describe how you love: Bim Bam Baby
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish? Let's Fall In Love
10. Share a few words of wisdom: Fools Rush In
11. Now say goodbye: MY WAY

I tag Chantel and the man among boys Schuey (now why do I feel like opening a bottle of scotch and lighting up a good dominican)

More shallow thoughts... by WOnderCOrky

2006-01-05T17:05:00.000-08:00

When choosing friends...... choose wisely..
the friends you have, say a lot about the man....
when choosing hookers.... choose boobily and assily...
its all about the T&A

peace out

WC

Its wednesday and my week is all screwed up because I had monday off..... but...

2006-01-04T11:17:00.000-08:00

I know one thing... me and woody here....

I like when the ladies get frisky.....even more so when I'm in the middle... cause I like being the meat in a sexy sandwhich...

I like that one girls expression....

and the other girls shelf....

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think I could balance my beer on that.....

did you see Toni Braxton is thinking about gracing the pages of Playboy... and.. I quote

Sexy TONI BRAXTON is in negotiations to appear naked in men's magazine Playboy - as long as she doesn't have to show off her genitals.
The 37-year-old UNBREAK MY HEART singer insists she has no problems baring her boobs in the publication, but refuses to show her nether regions.
She says, "I just can't do the bottom thing because that's really, really intimate and really personal.
"But boobies, what is it? A dime a dozen. You can buy some for $5,000. Who cares? But the thing down there, you can't really buy that."

I hate to break it to her, but you may not be able to buy "the thing down there" but you can rent it around here for a fiddy... or less....

and isn't the nether regions where Peter Pan and the lost boys live?

just didn't know that was "the thing down there"

wonder if its a forest... or a smooth glade.... or a short landing strip...

shallow thoughts... by wondercorky

2006-01-03T19:14:00.000-08:00

If you don't like something.... change it.

If you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
If that doesn't help, run over it with your car.

and don't wear any
clothes if you're female and hot.

WonderCorky

My first post in 2006!!... and.. here is what I've decided....

2006-01-03T06:23:00.000-08:00

These are my 2006 resolutions...

I'm going to be more selective on the fights I pick

I'm going to move obstacles ... even if they're only in my mind....

I'm going to be more.. "expressive"....

I'm going to try something I've never tried before... like curling... (yes.. she's on some curling team.... and I'd try her)...

I'm going to tie up loose ends...

I'm going to tell people what I think....

I'm not going to worry about what I look like...

you don't like it? fuck you....

I'm going to make sure there is plenty of time for cherries.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR... a little early... but fuck it.. I can do what I want because I am WONDERCORKY... Gods gift to women and readers of blogs...

2005-12-30T03:58:00.000-08:00

here is my buddy with Kevin Bacon flashing you all the symbol for.. 'she's got a very large vagina and I almost fell in'

I don't think the symbol was for her... but she can wash my car any time...

she can lather me up too...

mmmmm.... baby

The smoking Gun had their "Mugshots of the Year" and these two were my favorites... followed closely by the Midget Porn guy.. but I've posted him before... so he isn't getting any more play on Wondercorky... I don't know what the hecks on his face... 'cept a little C3PO.... the girl was arrested for stripping at a party... doesn't she look happy and proud... seriously looks like she's auditioning for another go.....oh..... the one guy is wearing the shirt of the day...

okay Melissa.... that is a very inviting pose...

I love it when these teen queens start trying to shed their innocent teen persona so they can start getting more adult roles in movies...

which teen queen is going to be the first with nude photos:

Britty? Lindsey? Christina? Melissa? Jess? Hillary (and I ain't talkin Clinton)? or who???

I want to once again get all sappy and wish everyone a Happy and Prosperous New Year...

oh... and to those of you who don't think much of me and my blog...

a double shot....

The party season is over.....

2005-12-27T13:05:00.000-08:00

or is it....

she's getting too much stored in her cheeks..

I was going to put...

"THERE SHE BLOWS"
but they didn't have an after picture

I like cute girls that do beer bongs...

open wide....

open wider......

wider.......

the king of open wide...

I just liked this guy... I thought... I could party with this guy.. he just looks like some one you could throw a few beers back with and talk about shit...

we need some more cowbell

A little holiday cheer ... to all my adoring fans. Love WonderCorky

2005-12-23T12:53:00.000-08:00

sometimes... you need something to make the season bright...

like a billboard... or is this a billbroad...

merry merry

I think santa wanted some smiley faces this year for christmas...

does this mean she was naughty.. or nice?

On behalf of all the staff and writers of WonderCorky... I wish you a happy holiday and

HO

HO

HO

I think that middle HO was spreading a little holiday cheer.... or crabs... one of the two

(sorry, that was a cheap shot at Britney... but.. hey.. sue me)

2005-12-22T12:06:00.000-08:00

its all about perception.....

even their dog thinks its time for the pat down...

This woman freakin scares me

I think she could kick my ass....

official morman underwear

gotta keep everything covered...
and no peekin.. not even during sex...

I'd peak on jamie lynn...

yum MEEEEE

shirt of the day...

after staring at JamieLynn

and of course

2005-12-21T04:49:00.000-08:00

the week wouldn't be complete...

is there wasn't a tribute... to someone special to me..

yes... these are berries... BUT.. that rhymes with cherries... and cherries makes me think of her...

Wild Nights! Wild Nights!
Were I with thee,
Wild Nights should be
Our luxury!

Wednesday's reasons to not over indulge in alcohol at the company christmas party....

2005-12-21T04:38:00.000-08:00

don't EVER agree to play a round of bitch bingo...

just so no to peer pressure...

what's this guy smoking? wait.. don't tell me...

with friends like his... who needs people around that don't like you....

this guy is fuckin sweet....

I like the tiera

adds a touch of class...

pirate princess pickle bunny

nice tats

this guy might grow up and become the pillsbury dough boy...

no people were hurt in the actual taking of these pictures... no animals were maimed or sodomized... and no fur was real...

Its monday... and here I am...

2005-12-19T07:35:00.000-08:00

These candies looked good...

(reminded me of Seize the Night's sex party story... )

everybody needs some pert nipples....

I think these guys are going to the extreme to get them....

would this be a step above a circle jerk?

ring around the rosy will never be the same....

holy crap...I've never seen a fucking unicorn....

now I've seen them...

shirt of the day...

scary lookin dude...

I think he's happy to see you

or ..

that's his crack pipe in his pocket

every car needs a set of these....

Happy friday everybody...

2005-12-16T09:54:00.000-08:00

and remember...

so... squeeze a boob today

or two

I am so funny...

the rocketman..

I wonder what rock he crawled back under...

hahahahahaha

The Donger and Wondercorky need food...

I feel a little more like myself today... not sure what the hell that means... but I do... so... here it goes....

2005-12-14T07:00:00.000-08:00

this lady is just freaky to me.... do you think people just said 'yes, tammy, your make up looks GREAT'

she was funny on the surreal life... although I still liked Ron Jeremy the best...

uhm...

I got nuthin...

'cept this..

yes mommy...

grrrrrrrrrr....

corky likey...

if you had to choose....

the future mcdonalds drive thru simpson....

or the hot bodied ... what a mouth...
I'd hit it a thousand times... dumb Simpson

okay... she's got a nice rack too...

and in her daisy dukes she was HOT

and I'd leave my blinker on...

but I'd get 'hit it' style points..

these always make me think

2005-12-12T14:17:00.000-08:00

....good thoughts...
sweet....wonderful... thoughts...

Its a Monday... and.. I haven't had any coffee yet

2005-12-12T04:55:00.000-08:00

ARGGGG....

Surrender the Booty....

I know.. I said I was done with shirts... I lied..

I found a few more that I liked...

weirdest wedding I ever was at....

they all did rennisance festivals in the summers too....

heh heh heh

truth in advertising?

I was trying to think of different captions for this one

'And the beaver.. He sat up on his hind legs and scratched at me...and shook his big buck teeth at me'

'His penis was this big'

'i lost my lower plate'

'I'm scawwyyyyy'

and now.. something inspirational

when something looks impossible... never.... ever

....ever... give up

yowza

More Advice... From WOnderCorky

2005-12-09T08:11:00.000-08:00

2005-12-07T14:27:00.000-08:00

Rules are as follows :Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump everyone up one place; then add your blog to the #5 spot.

1. VideoX
2. Steph
3. Mel
4. Wicked
5. I don't know how to add a blog spot. so.. its me.. suckers

Next select 5 friends to piss off:
Schuey (who doesn't even come round here much)
Nardac (cause she is fun)
CHantel (knowing her, this is redundant)
Annush (if she has time with her jet setting around the country)
Seize the night (she is squeezy)

What were you doing 10 years ago?
had just gotten promoted to what I do now. yes, I've been working for a LOOONNGGG time.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
not much different than I do today. (gee, my stuff is really going to sound boring) but I do know that I looked good doing it.

5 snacks you enjoy:
1. m&ms
2. malted milk balls
3. popcorn
4. potato chips
5. pretzels

5 songs to which you know all the lyrics:
(where do I start, there are so many)
1. Under my skin - sinatra (and about another 25 or so sinatra songs)
2. Gilligan Island Theme Song ( and about another 100 other tv show themes) and.. yes, Mary Ann, way before Ginger. But, I'd hit it too.
3. Time for me to fly - REO Speedwagon
4. One Bourbon, one scotch, one beer - George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers
5. Whip it - DEVO

5 things you would do if you were a millionaire:
(only a millionaire? that limits me. billionaire would be different answers.
can I answer billionaire? )

1. buy a boat to sail around in the ocean. (so I could sail to someone's private island they would buy when they're a billionaire)
2. buy everyone that wants one a pony
3. pimp my ride
4. find my very first car and have it restored - a 1972 Ford Mustang (302 2 barrel engine) brown with the original chrome front (I would skip the rusted out rear quarter panels that used to allow things to fall out of the trunk when I turned corners)
5. throw one hell of a party.

5 bad habits:
1. interrupting people who don't know what they're talking about
2. being too damn good looking that it makes me want to look at myself in the mirror
3. telling the chef "my mom didn't do it that way"
4. drinking from the milk carton
5. drinkin from the milf carton (not really, but I'm just seeing if anyone is really reading this, but then again, maybe I am... drinkin... )

5 things you like doing:
1. drinkin
2. screwin
3. lovin
4. touchin
5. squeezin

5 things you would never wear again:
1. boot cut jeans
2. cowboy boots
3. dingle berrys
4. a freakin tie
5. a speedo

5 favorite toys:
1. my tongue
2. my fingers
3. my lips
4. my hands
5. my .....wait. I think I misread this one.

NEVER.. ever...ever

2005-12-07T04:45:00.000-08:00

gentlemen..

if you EVER... take anything I say to heart..

this is it..

don't do it...

that ass... that smile..

next thing you know... whammo...

'nuff said.

so sayeth the Cork

I know.. I know...

2005-12-06T16:43:00.000-08:00

not updating your blog can be the kiss of death... unless you're somewhat interesting..

Like wicked ... and ava... and seizey seizey lemon squeezy.. and annush....and shuey... and chantel...

but... you know.. my blog does blow... so... screw it...

lets have a little ice cream...

I think I could get her all licked down to the bare cone...

I don't think this girl needs ONE more martini...

I think she needs three... and then we'll see how interesting things can get

It is true.. pedro completely lacks political experience.. all he had was a hot head... and napoleon... he was the true man behind the puppet... a completely napoleon propped up government...
the shirt should say pedro is napoleon's political puppet

lets work out people...

and not pack on those christmas pounds..

Here are a few things that make me go Hmmmmm

2005-12-02T05:36:00.000-08:00

here are eagles fans....

here are steelers fans...

it makes me go... hmmm....

does it matter...

as long as you're happy...

hmmmmmmm

this guy is obviously happy

I am not sure I completely understand Orgasmo..

hmmmmmmmmmm

are these women...

or ....

are they guys?

hmmmmmm

I think

2005-11-30T04:41:00.000-08:00

this would be the best for women's health...

The WonderCorky Bra...

these are my hands.........

I will personally fit you for the WonderCorky Bra

because

2005-11-30T04:18:00.000-08:00

she always makes me feel better....

I think I've reached the saturation point

2005-11-29T14:07:00.000-08:00

I wish I was talking about drinking or sex or drinking and sex
but I'm talking about time... time time time...

I feel like spitting...

I hate it when work interferes with play

and ...

if I was a llama... or I chewed... I'd spit..

cause it pisses me off

why am I saying this...??? I might not be able to keep up with blogging... happens all the time I bet....
I guess I'm warning you...

I think this is a warning....too... kinda...

from the look on her face... she doesn't think so

looks like she's thinkin... "this is going to be all right"

I feel like this today....

this is the last t-shirt I think I'll post for awhile... unless I get some inspiration

do you think she gives good inspiration?

Its good to be back.... and... here's something to think about

2005-11-28T11:07:00.000-08:00

if they REALLY said the truth in advertising....

yep... that's what I think too...

I can see a difference... can't you????

not sure what she's advertising... but I'm buyin'..

the wonderyears... I remember her....

she grew up nice....

this gal wasn't in the wonderyears... but wondercorky is buyin

a round for all my guy friends.... and you ladies that swing both ways

I ain't buyin.. but Ben Stillar cracks me up...

WonderCorky and the POWER of GIVING

2005-11-22T04:15:00.000-08:00

why do I blog? am I truly blogging if all I do is post stupid pictures with my stupid thoughts around them? I'm not creative like most of you... I'm just a pervert... a fucking funny pervert...

I have little to no redeeming qualities... and I like it that way.

so... again... why do I blog?

I don't know.

being an international man of mystery... doesn't allow me to share the real me..
or they'll have to relocate me and momma and her cats... (cause I'm in the witness relocation program.. but that's a WHOLE 'notha story)

I sometimes feel like Nelly... you all know who nelly is.. right?

well... nelly dropped about $10Gs at the strip clubs.. and was like... damn... If I can drop $10Gs on strippas and licka... I should break some off for the kids... cause.. like.. damn... strippas and licka makes me think of the kids.... so.. Nelly... breaks some off... and drops $10Gs on a local kids charity.... and so.. me... Wondercorky... I... WonderCorky.. started thinkin'...
if Nelly breaks a little off for the kids... maybe I... should break a little off for you all...
I mean... is that what its all about... supportin strippas and breakin a little off for your friends?

so... last night.. I went down to the local strip club... to honor Nelly.... and dropped a few bucks on laps and tucks... and told the girls... I was raising money for a local childrens charity group.. but I had become disenchanted with the giving.... I let one lone single tear drip from one of my most puppy looking eyes.... and I told them I was going to give up... that I was spending my last few dollars on them.. because I believe in supportin strippas... and .. that they really needed the money....
well.. these fine young naked ladies... did a little fund raiser for me right there... and raised about $2Gs.. and gave it to me... to support my charity....

did I tell you.. that my charity... was beer and liquor and smokes for WonderCorky... and laps and tucks?

well.... I just feel like the community reached out to me... oh.. and rubbed on me a lot... and... well... it kind of gave me a warm fuzzy feeling... and a few other feelings that I know crossed the line... but I couldn't say no to a little feeling.... but I digress..... so.. here I am... $2Gs up... after breakin off a little love.... for the kids....

its all good...

I'm good...

strippas are good.....

strippas with a heart of gold... and lap of love...

don't you all feel all warm and fuzzy too?

peace

WC

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....

2005-11-21T08:41:00.000-08:00

Waffle House fight leads to woman’s arrest DULUTH, Georgia

— A Duluth woman was arrested Sunday following a fight with employees at the Waffle House at 1825 Pleasant Hill Road. Margaret M. Teall, 27, and a male companion were overheard by a cook talking about what a dead-end job working at Waffle House was, according to a police report. The cook told the pair to leave if they didn’t like it there. Teall and her companion then began cursing. Teall allegedly threw a cup at employees and threw water in a manager’s face. Teall told police she was complaining about receiving bad service when an argument broke out and the cook lunged at her with a knife. However, a customer who witnessed the altercation confirmed the employees’ account. Teall was charged with disorderly conduct and her companion was asked to leave the property.

what has 6 boobs and three teeth?

The wait staff at the local Waffle house.

2005-11-21T07:21:00.000-08:00

here is a few of the WonderCorky groupies... at my last public appearance..

everyone loves the WonderCorky...

here is the last WonderCorky bikini contest...

what do you all think?

corky likee the 'kini

so does Bill....

shirt of the day.....

CLASS... SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP

thank you...

this is Sister Mary Katherine from the Sisters of Eternal Mercy and Comedy

she performed at the bikini contest...

she was a big hit......

I missed a day... my first day besides weekend and holidays.. I can't believe it...

2005-11-17T12:38:00.000-08:00

I still think about being a carny....(continued from two days ago)

I would like to run the tilt-a-whirl...

watch out for the squirrels....

and what your nuts guys!!!

this was a cool halloween costume that I missed to post

YEEEE HAWWWWWWWW

this.. is for my special friend....

hey auntie... congrats!!!!

I've been told anonymously that my blog is boring and has little useful content... and that in the blog world, I suck...

2005-11-15T05:34:00.000-08:00

come to me my child, and let the king show you a thing or two.....

bam baby....

I don't care...
this blog wasn't created for you.... it was created for people out in the blog world looking for something... unique.... and while the pictures may not be... I AM... I AM....because... its all about me... me me me me.... and cherries... but I'll get to those in another post...

hi baby...

you come 'round here often?

I'm a zebra... you're a... well... you're hot..

want to go back to my crib?

speaks for its self
I always wanted to be a carny
but they wouldn't take me... they said I was too pretty.. that no one would believe me when I tried to cheat them at the games... I had no visible tattooes or facial anomolies... all my teeth were still in my mouth and much too straight... and I had never been in prison for an extended period of time........

HIP HIP.....

2005-11-14T06:14:00.000-08:00

hooray...

rah rah trucks
your blog sucks

go wondercorky..

carolina panther cheerleaders...

they like the lickin
and keep on tickin

do you think she just wanted a little cream in her mouth before bed????

drunkenness is fun

I am so pissed at Johnny Depp for making pirates look gay....

pirates are supposed to be all ugly and scurvy lookin

shirt of the day...

okay.. I'm not really here... but the essence of WonderCorky is here... and that means....

2005-11-11T06:10:00.000-08:00

combining two of my favorite things... panties and cherries...

for someone who is wickedly fun....

don't fuck

with WonderCorky...

unless you're female.. and we're naked...

shirt of the day.....

its me... its just... me

all through life I've been told... "wondercorky... flexibility is important.... you need to learn to be more flexible... you need to allow for flexibility... blah blah etc etc"...

well... now I know what you mean...

flexibility can be fun

for that someone who is so special to me...

may your weekend be all that you want it to be...

my cherry...

GOOD GRIEF

2005-11-09T10:22:00.000-08:00

its hard to type the sound I hear in my head when I look at this guys face... if I could drop in a sound link.. I would...

its how I feel today...

too much runnin around and too much responsibility.

I don't hear any voices from this picture.. but I do hear a wicked guitar chord....

this guy appears to have had a few drinks...

nice blush on his cheeks....

I doan wear makeup

shirt of the day...

no truth to the rumor that this is actually one of our most famous bloggers who shall remain unnamed... but there she is... claiming responsibility for the black outs... her and.. her.. uhm... friend....

I think this guy is in the middle of a rolling blackout...

when I feel I have too much responsibility...
I think I want a rolling black out...

vodka is schuey's choice... tequila is ava and wicked's choice..

bourbon is the choice of chantel...

and K... what is your choice>>>>?????

seizie seizie lemon squeezy's favorite is cannibas...

t's fav is crack..

bax's fav is all liquor

Hey hey hey... I'm running out of things to say..

2005-11-09T04:36:00.000-08:00

not really.. but it makes for good print...

shirt of the day...

its not... really...

its alive and ... punky

YEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

( I know.. halloween is over... but.. but... its still football season... and cheerleaders NEVER go out of season)

clap your hands... clap your hands

I likey.. I likey a lawt...

gunslingers rock....

all I can think about now is the two carolina panther cheerleaders locked in the stall in the women's restroom goin at it......

I know.. I have a two track mind...

Its just another day....

2005-11-08T05:29:00.000-08:00

shirt of the day....

you know what I mean guys...

'cause when she comes back....

she'll be Wonder Woman... and she might tie you up with her golden lasso....

she wants you.... bad...

see... she's pointing at YOU

I thought these two were cool... except they put out their cigs and hid their beers before I got their pic...

what kind of beer do you think they were drinking??????

perhaps... a rainbow of flavors beer????

(I have had skittles in rum and coke, it was a rainbow of flavor good)

or was it Teletubbie beer....

these guys FREAK me out....

they are evil.. and so is that sun baby....

I hope the little blues brothers weren't drinkin this shit

this would be better for them....

lets ALL get squished!!!!!

and for those that want to remember a simpler time time in their lives....

momma's beer....

and the always popular Blue's Beer...

find the paw print and put the clue in your notebook...

I think its in in your 'one night stand'...

I think I see a paw print somewhere on her body... I better investigate

and the always boring

berenstain beers...

ma, pa, and brother and sister all love it...

and then they engage in some lovin....

BOb the builder....

tilt back a few while you're workin....

If these won't fix it.. nothin can...

for you....

2005-11-07T11:37:00.000-08:00

my cherry...

because I do...

because of you

HEY .. its Monday.. and its time to play

2005-11-07T11:09:00.000-08:00

for the ladies...

front and then the back...

shirt of the day....

this was pretty funny.

I thought I would supply another shirt...

they have one for babies...
and one for the geriatric crowd...

this next scene is a little graphic... so you might want to scroll down pretty quick...

poor barbie...

I bet her plastic boobs were just too big and interfered with her steering.

even almost passed out...

still....checkin it out....

(look at his eye)

and yes...she was passed out too...

for that someone....

2005-11-04T12:29:00.000-08:00

who makes me smile...

thanks

Happy happy happy friday... I am SOOOoo ready for a friday

2005-11-04T11:29:00.000-08:00

always read the labels...

bud... getting ugly people laid for years...

i am SO gonna drink a bud....

spankin... its a good thing...

I am SO gonna give a spankin...

another fuckin clown..

nice cig clownman...

geeze... I am SO not going to be a clown this weekend

t-shirt of the day.... that I may wear this weekend.... its a two parter... so make sure you know that the thank you is on the back.

this cracks me up sometimes...

do you remember your first taste of beer? me and two buddies found a partially consumed 6 pack, (there were three beers still in the stringer).. We each got one. it was warm. we didn't care. it was beer. I think I choked 1/2 of it down. I was 13.

2nd time.... went out with my brother and his friends. I was 15. they gave me a miller pony. I know that i drank all of it.

that summer, was the first time I tried wine too. now THAT was funny. all the boones farm I could handle.... ha ha.

boones farm and tj swan? I think that is right. sorry. killed one too many brain cells to remember exactly.

I think this should be a KISS weekend. we should all put on our make up and jam out and drink and party and break things.

I am SO gonna put on make up and rock out.

(not really, but it goes with my theme today)

HI everybody.....

2005-11-03T08:52:00.000-08:00

shirt of the day...

showing the mean leaner weaner Wondercorky

and now... something to show my softer side.

did you know I had a softer side..

I always like helping out single moms...
even if its $1 at a time.

if you're going to dress up like one of the "THundercats" don't go gyrate in the middle of a city street... you'll get arrested..

and you won't like your mug shot...

(Just so you know.. he was Lion-O)

Yo Momma is so Fat....

how fat is she...

she's so fat...

that when she gets lost.. they have to put her picture on the Gallon milk carton...

that's fat...

nothin wrong with a little shock and awe.....

shock...

and

awe

thats about wide enough Hil...

Happy... whatever the heck day it is....

2005-11-02T03:55:00.000-08:00

casualties from the 31st continue to mount

yep.... even more

a couple of shirts I liked...

for you geeky girls and guys

this one... well... it just spoke to me...

sometimes I have to pinch myself.... because I am truly a gift

not just to womankind... but to the world...

I am funnier than I should be...

more handsome than I deserve.....

and my modesty overflows....

I... am... WonderCorky...

the sheriff of love....

more halloween costumes from last night

2005-11-01T11:50:00.000-08:00

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every halloween party needs a little cowbell

and some valkyries....

toy yo ta hoooooyaaaaaaa

I like the one on the left better....

I hope the one on the right doesn't come down from Valhalla to pick me up when I've fallen in battle....
and I sometimes do battle... with a 12 pack....

the mad hatter dancin with the cheshire cat...

alice ain't got nuthin on this mad hatters ass babeeeeeee.....

a suspicious package...

I for one would have put the box around my mid section...

but that is because I am one....

pete sampras...

GREAT costume....